Joke...Joke...Joke

From an Irish Proverb, " A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the doctor's book."

So now, let's take a break and laugh...

Serious jokes:

1. A man left the snow - filled streets of Chicago for a vacation in Florida. His wife was on a business trip and was planning to meet him there the next day. When he reached his hotel, he decided to send his wife a quick e-mail.

Unfortunately, when typing her address, he missed one letter, and his note was directed instead to an elderly woman whose husband had passed away only the day before. When the grieving widow checked her e-mail, she took one look at the monitor, let out a piercing scream, and fell to the floor in the dead faint.

At the sound, her family rushed into the room and saw this note on the screen:

Dearest Wife,

Just got checked in. Everything prepared for your arrival tomorrow.

P.S. Sure is hot down here.

2. A wife said to her husband you never bring me out, I demand that you bring me somewhere expensive!

And the husband brought her to a gasoline station.

3. A family was having some people to dinner. At the table, the mother turned to her 6 year old daughter and said, "Dear, would you like to say the blessing?"

"I wouldn't know what to say," replied the little girl, shyly.

"Just say what you hear Mommy say, sweetie," the woman said.

Her daughter took a deep breath, bowed her head, and solemnly said,

"Dear Lord, why the hell did I invite all these people to dinner!??!"

source: www.preacherinbluejeans